hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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internetmemeprincess:

welcome to the 420th hunger games, kushniss everdank

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k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

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oliviarepublic:

Patrick is my spirit animal

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derek-nguyen:

twerk-goddess-amy:

fuck

he knows

derek-nguyen:

twerk-goddess-amy:

fuck

he knows

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qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

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somewhatfiltered:

strexcorpstolemyurl:

goinganyways:

secondlina:

"Nope", the anime.

Based on that hilarious text post.

would definitely watch this

irony is….she’s still the main character 

someone make this happen

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