do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
I’m Too Far Gone (#252: March 6, 2014)
I Want to be Good (#253: March 6, 2014)
Written for: anonymous(via write2014)
The Gladiator Spider can make an expandable sticky web like a net. When an insect passes below it, it stretches out the net, lunges downwards and flings the net over the prey.
DAMN NATURE YOU CLEVER
gotcha lil mothafucka
Sorry, I have to reblog this. My favorite spider is on my fucking dash in a gif.
THATS NOT NICE
“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye
there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more
that’s probably true because we can think about it whenever we want without our genitals making a guest appearance
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
The Great Kamryn (via justgoodvibes)